Are you checking for some funny minion quotes to share with your friends? you can check here for some minion friend quotes. Also we had planned to give some delight to lovers with some minion love quotes.
Some more funny quotes for minions with some farting and some motivational quotes are available down below. Check below for more quotes about minions.
105 Funny Minion Quotes 2015 to share with friends
Minion Quotes 2015 : about Minions, for friends and lovers. Also we had given you some motivational and inspirational minion quotes. You and your friends gonna laugh a lot with these quotes about minions, so share it with your friends and keep smiling 🙂
Also check the dirty pick up lines used by these minions.
You know how you can smack something to get it to work?
I wish i could do that with people
I’m not a SMARTASS…
I am a skilled, trained professional in pointing out the obvious and
I speak fluent sarcasm.
Don’t be afraid of a few extra pounds.
Fat people are harder to kidnap..
You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me…
I’ll train you.!!
Laughing is the best medicine.
But if you’re laughing for no reason,
You may need medicine.
Run for your life!
There are stupid people everywhere.!
I have a date tonight, with my bed.
We are totally gonna sleep together.
I don’t suffer from insanity.
I enjoy every minute of it.
When you really want to slap someone,
Do it and Say “Mosquito”
Of course I talk to myself…
Sometimes I need expert advice
I would lose weight,
but i hate losing…
2 Mysterious people live in my house.
Somebody & Nobody.
Somebody did it and Nobody knows who.
Im not crazy
Im just special.!!
… No, wait…..
maybe im crazy
i have to talk to myself
about this, hold on….
I’m so good at sleeping.
I can do it with my eyes closed.
Life is short,
you still have teeth.
So if a redhead goes crazy,
Is it called Ginger snaps?
Think of a number between 0 and 20.
Add 32 to it.
Multiply by 2.
Now close your eyes.
Its dark isn’t it?!!
Eat whatever you want, and if someone tries
to lecture you about your weight, eat them too.
I wish there was a way to donate FAT like you can donate blood.
I don’t have to worry about being getting kidnapped,
they would bring me back in less than an hour.!!